P J s

1)Pinku walks into a bar and orders 3 glasses of beer, drinks a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders three more glasses. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.”

Pinku replies, “Well, you see, I have two friends, Chinku and Minku. They both stay in different places… When we met, we promised that we’ ll drink this way to remember the moments when we drank together.”

Pinku becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three beers and drinks them in turn. One day, Pinku comes in and orders only two beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’ t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss” Pinku looks confused for a moment. Then he laughs. “Oh, no,” he says, “Everything’ s fine. Both my friends are alive and kicking . The only thing is, I just quit drinking.”

2)Question:Whatz a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: Whatz a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
Question:But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
Answer: Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.

3)What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh

4)Philosophy!
If u dont know and every1 else does ---its called ignorance
If no1 knows then its called philosophy!!;)

Have a great day full of smiles :)